My Eclipse Review

First off I have to start out with the positive aka the good cop side of my awesome review. Now before I even go any further, know it's a free country and we do have the freedom of speech. I know there are some of you Twi-hards out there that are seriously not able to contain your selves and lash out like hungry hyenas at anybody who says anything negative about twilight in general. So all you hungry hyenas, chillax. This is only a review and an opinion!

Now, let's begin. I thought out of the three so far, this by far was the best one. It was funny, it was action packed and of course we had the hot and sexy side to it. Not too mushy for the male population. Admit it all you testosterone driven humans, you liked the ALMOST sex scene in there. ;)
Anyways, I also liked the way the whole love triangle was depicted although I do get the sense that David Slade maybe didn't like Edward too much since we tended to sympathize with Jacob more. Hmmm coincidence?? I guess not! David Slade is TEAM JACOB! Awww! LOL

Since I'm team Switzerland, I didn't care as long as both were in there, some how. And I don't mean CGI/green screen.

Also, I have to say that the action sequences and flash backs especially, really made it for me. Being such a huge fan of the 3rd book(aka my fav of the series) really had me grinning through it all. I couldn't have been more proud to see my imagination come to life. Now I think I know what Stephenie Meyer means when she says she can't believe she is seeing her work of art come to life on a huge screen. Well, let me tell you, she is one lucky woman. Not all of us can get our fantasies out on the open like that. ;) LOL.

Charlie. One word. Yep, he was the comic relief 98% of the time. Got to love Charlie.

Can't wait to see his reaction to the engagement in Breaking Dawn. LOL.

So second, the bad cop part. Sorry but it has to be this way.

What is up with Bryce copying Rachelle's expressions! I mean ok, she is trying her best and all, and don't get me wrong I love her previous work, she is an amazing actress but, come-on! She can being her own unique, originality into it. I kept expecting Rachelle to pop out.

As for Jacob/Taylor, did he dis inflate in the time frame that they took a break between New Moon and Eclipse? The super hot buffness was leaving him! It's almost as if I could hear it crying out to me: "Don't let me dieeeeeeee!" Ok sorry, I couldn't help myself. LOL.

The point is, Taylor was losing it. Unfortunately. He was still hotter than Edward that's for sure.

Sorry Rob.

As for the Cullens, the only complaint I have this time about the appearance of the Cullen's is also one word, Emmett.

WTF!? I swear, Emmett gets uglier and uglier in every movie. Next one he might just end up being a sheet of paper from so much white shite they put on him. He'll end up looking like an albino mouse. Dark hair definitely does not suit Kellan. Emmett fans out their, I'm sorry but it's true. I'm an Emmett fan too and his appearance on screen does not serve him justice and I have people to back me up on that.

I have to say that some little changes I didn't exactly like such as the almost fight between Edward and Jacob inside the tent, the leaving out of Jasper and Alice's meeting and of course the way that Edward reacted to Jacob kissing Bella the first time. He was suppose to be chill about it! It was suppose to make him seem more menacing! Anywho. I rest my case. It's already done with, there is nothing I can do to change it or you. lol

So, that is my review and well, just think of it what ever you wish to think of it.

But hey, you have to admit, it's reality. ;)

Ciao.

-Realitee Chek