Yes, a lot has happened in the last 72 hrs.
Let's start with Day 1. A friend of mine from one of my film classes which we will name "BOB", came over to my place so I could help him with an assignment for his photo class. As we are shooting in a near by park. The playground seems like a good spot to take pics at. Using me as the subject, I begin to feel like a child again and start to slide down the slides and what not. Once we were done a little boy pops out of thin air. *BLOOP!* And starts to tell us that we're not allowed on the playground and that it is not for people but only for little kids. Of course I look over at BOB and grin only to turn to the 4 yr old little bugger and ask him if he was a police man. Of course he replied no but then continued to follow us around only to mother bear come over and say the following words, "Honey, come on get out of the way. He is trying to take pictures of his wife or girlfriend. Come on."
Now by this point I am dying of laughter internally, only to really let it out when BOB says, "Ok Wifey, one more shot now." And that was the highlight of that day. Or so I thought until minutes later when the little boy came back asking a million questions about what we were doing and who we were, is that mother bear decided to make another appearance and ask if we had kids. Looking at each other, BOB and I both laughed and of course replied that were just friend and were working on an assignment. I'm telling you. In five minutes, I got married and got kids. Who knew it was that easy to get tied down?
DAY 2. Now on this particular day, I had a hand full of things to do. I am so not kidding. A graduation to go to at 8am, then breakfast with the family and after that, a drive on the freeway for the first time. Let me tell you, I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes. But I survived. PHEW!
After that, it was a stop at home for an hour because then I had to go drop my mother off for her yearly women's retreat. Don't want to know what they do up there in the mountains. And after that, work. But not just any work. It was undercover work. I swear I felt like an agent for a good 4 hrs. It was f-ing awesome! Not to mention I had to update my boss every hour or so. It was a dream come true. After that, another ride through the freeway to go to my sisters house. And this time, it was worse. Especially when I had a huge trailer next to me going 70mph. I think I almost cried for a second. But again, I'm a survivor, so I held my breath and stepped on the mother f-ing accelerator. Now, why my sisters house? Let's just say, I'm the awesome sister who helped out with the cooking for her next days' graduation party. Yep, that was me. So late that night, I managed to exchange a few words with my British man, who I felt a bit hostile towards since I've been the one giving 100% and him giving like 1% in our relationship. Women out there don't you hate it when that happens?? I know I do...Shite.
The thing is, we figured it out, well sort of . And then I knocked out.
DAY 3. Ok, this is when it gets fun. So after getting ready and heading out of my sisters house and onto the freeway, I manage to drive with no problem. So kudos for me right? ;)
Well, once home, I got ready and off I set out to the private screening in Hollywood of 'GET HIM TO THE GREEK.' I have to say, that is the most hilarious shite I have seen in a long ass time. It doesn't come out until next month on the 4th, but you have to see it! It is a must. Not only was I able to watch the movie but also meet the cast. Russel Brand, Jonah Hill and the rest of the cast was there. It was awesome! Now, I don't know if some of you remember the whole Russel Brand hosting the MTV Movie Awards about 2 yrs ago where he cut off Rob Pattinson in mid sentence. Actually Rob never actually got to say a word before he stepped in and took the mic from him. So, yes, yesterday, I felt like running up to him and choking the living lights out of him. Of course I restricted myself and made an invisible peace sign over my forehead. If only Russel knew what I was thinking. He probably would have had his big ass bodyguard escort me from the room. Having said that, I did ask him and Jonah a question on which scene was their favorite. At this point there was a professional camera rolling which was put on me and trying to ignore it, I spoke up, surprisingly clearly. I got to say to Jonah that he was awesome and being down to earth he replied with a thank you.
So, now that I remember. Did I mention "BOB" met up with me and my good friend "Frederick" after the screening? Well, he did. So happens he brought his g/f with him which I didn't meet until after the whole awkwardness. It started with his call, asking us what we were going to do after the screening. We said get food and he said so are we. So after saying we would meet up with them, he textes the following:
nvm my girlfriend is being a bitch
:O I was surprised at his text and so I replied that it was cool and not to sweat it. That we would see each other today. On the way to the car, we run into BOB and his g/f. We chat and introduce each other as well as discuss what we thought of the film and left our separate ways. Soon after I receive another text from BOB:
so yeah sorry...its my girlfriends and I's anniversary so I guess she wanted to have dinner with only me.
T.T I swear men are getting stupider every second. Well, hell yeah I agree with her! I mean, I would be acting like a "bitch" too if that were the case. I swear, men are clueless. So, enough said, those were the adventures of this weekend. Reality is, men are stupid. Ciao!
-Realitee
Let's start with Day 1. A friend of mine from one of my film classes which we will name "BOB", came over to my place so I could help him with an assignment for his photo class. As we are shooting in a near by park. The playground seems like a good spot to take pics at. Using me as the subject, I begin to feel like a child again and start to slide down the slides and what not. Once we were done a little boy pops out of thin air. *BLOOP!* And starts to tell us that we're not allowed on the playground and that it is not for people but only for little kids. Of course I look over at BOB and grin only to turn to the 4 yr old little bugger and ask him if he was a police man. Of course he replied no but then continued to follow us around only to mother bear come over and say the following words, "Honey, come on get out of the way. He is trying to take pictures of his wife or girlfriend. Come on."
Now by this point I am dying of laughter internally, only to really let it out when BOB says, "Ok Wifey, one more shot now." And that was the highlight of that day. Or so I thought until minutes later when the little boy came back asking a million questions about what we were doing and who we were, is that mother bear decided to make another appearance and ask if we had kids. Looking at each other, BOB and I both laughed and of course replied that were just friend and were working on an assignment. I'm telling you. In five minutes, I got married and got kids. Who knew it was that easy to get tied down?
DAY 2. Now on this particular day, I had a hand full of things to do. I am so not kidding. A graduation to go to at 8am, then breakfast with the family and after that, a drive on the freeway for the first time. Let me tell you, I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes. But I survived. PHEW!
After that, it was a stop at home for an hour because then I had to go drop my mother off for her yearly women's retreat. Don't want to know what they do up there in the mountains. And after that, work. But not just any work. It was undercover work. I swear I felt like an agent for a good 4 hrs. It was f-ing awesome! Not to mention I had to update my boss every hour or so. It was a dream come true. After that, another ride through the freeway to go to my sisters house. And this time, it was worse. Especially when I had a huge trailer next to me going 70mph. I think I almost cried for a second. But again, I'm a survivor, so I held my breath and stepped on the mother f-ing accelerator. Now, why my sisters house? Let's just say, I'm the awesome sister who helped out with the cooking for her next days' graduation party. Yep, that was me. So late that night, I managed to exchange a few words with my British man, who I felt a bit hostile towards since I've been the one giving 100% and him giving like 1% in our relationship. Women out there don't you hate it when that happens?? I know I do...Shite.
The thing is, we figured it out, well sort of . And then I knocked out.
DAY 3. Ok, this is when it gets fun. So after getting ready and heading out of my sisters house and onto the freeway, I manage to drive with no problem. So kudos for me right? ;)
Well, once home, I got ready and off I set out to the private screening in Hollywood of 'GET HIM TO THE GREEK.' I have to say, that is the most hilarious shite I have seen in a long ass time. It doesn't come out until next month on the 4th, but you have to see it! It is a must. Not only was I able to watch the movie but also meet the cast. Russel Brand, Jonah Hill and the rest of the cast was there. It was awesome! Now, I don't know if some of you remember the whole Russel Brand hosting the MTV Movie Awards about 2 yrs ago where he cut off Rob Pattinson in mid sentence. Actually Rob never actually got to say a word before he stepped in and took the mic from him. So, yes, yesterday, I felt like running up to him and choking the living lights out of him. Of course I restricted myself and made an invisible peace sign over my forehead. If only Russel knew what I was thinking. He probably would have had his big ass bodyguard escort me from the room. Having said that, I did ask him and Jonah a question on which scene was their favorite. At this point there was a professional camera rolling which was put on me and trying to ignore it, I spoke up, surprisingly clearly. I got to say to Jonah that he was awesome and being down to earth he replied with a thank you.
So, now that I remember. Did I mention "BOB" met up with me and my good friend "Frederick" after the screening? Well, he did. So happens he brought his g/f with him which I didn't meet until after the whole awkwardness. It started with his call, asking us what we were going to do after the screening. We said get food and he said so are we. So after saying we would meet up with them, he textes the following:
nvm my girlfriend is being a bitch
:O I was surprised at his text and so I replied that it was cool and not to sweat it. That we would see each other today. On the way to the car, we run into BOB and his g/f. We chat and introduce each other as well as discuss what we thought of the film and left our separate ways. Soon after I receive another text from BOB:
so yeah sorry...its my girlfriends and I's anniversary so I guess she wanted to have dinner with only me.
T.T I swear men are getting stupider every second. Well, hell yeah I agree with her! I mean, I would be acting like a "bitch" too if that were the case. I swear, men are clueless. So, enough said, those were the adventures of this weekend. Reality is, men are stupid. Ciao!
-Realitee
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