Sunday, July 3, 2011

Leopard Print Vomit & Women Kick Balls!...Literally


So, before you go wondering what the hell the title to this post means and I give my explanation, let me just say, my tummy is full and I am happy. For now.
Ok, so the reference to the "Leopard Print Vomit" is pretty much summed up by one word. Kim Kardashian. Ok maybe two words. The point is, what the fuck was she thinking when she stepped out in this mess?? (Point to your left) Yeah, that jumpsuit is so not working. Not to mention it doesn't help hide the curves if you know what I mean. And the purse, please don't get my started. I agree with Yahoo!'s fashionista this time, Kim should have not been out at all that day. Major fail.
On the bright side, we have our awesome women's soccer national team kicking ass as usual at this years World Cup. And yes I meant actual balls not the other perverted kind for all you dirtey minded people! Anyways, looks like the team players have a sense of humor and are patriotic do to their way of celebrating their victory. One of them even decided to sing a little Springsteen. Yep, that's exactly what I will be doing next time I score a goal. Watch our all you mic holders, I will snatching them away from you to sing a little Lady Gaga. ;]



Well, that's it for today. Looks like this 4th of July weekend is looking good. Other than the fact that I have to work the whole weekend but eh, it's money. Reality is, I am just thankful I have a job.

Ciao!

Song of the day: "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus

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