Kissing Chainsaws

Apparently, people are not the only ones you can kiss. You can actually try to kiss a chainsaw. I don't promise that it will turn out pretty. Actually there's an incident that caught my attention today where a man actually accidentally tried to kiss a chainsaw. It happened so fast he barely managed to control the urge. Literally. Looks like he was lucky. After an encounter like that I would never want to see anything with the name Jason or even the weekly gardener in my front yard. So how exactly does a person try to kiss a chainsaw. Let's just say that local news reporter was covering a story on live television while some local tried to cut down some branches and what not with a chain saw only to slip and fall forward towards the chainsaw in his hand and miraculously stop himself from going any farther. If he hadn't stopped, an autopsy would have not been necessary. Check out the vid below in case you want the juicy details. I do have to say, I find it kind of funny how the worker just goes back to working on what ever it was he was doing. Talk about near death experiences. Remind me to never touch a chainsaw.
Moving on, from chainsaws to love. You are probably wondering what the hell I am doing being too sporadical when it comes to topics in ONE post. Let's just say that I like to kill two birds in one. Just so you all know, I am not generally a violent person. Now that we're clear on that, let's move on. So I had an incident with a friend recently and she always wonders why men keep on treating her with no respect. Well, here's a secret ladies. Men will test you to see if you are girl friend material or just a "good time" material. If you give in to sex on the first date. Let's just say your life is officially over. Ok maybe it's not that much of a problem but there's a 99.9% chance that A you won't see him again, B he will continue to see you again, for sex or C he will use you for sex and string you along until he gets tired of you and then you won't see him again. :) So if you want to have a better chance of keeping this guy around, the most you can let your self do on your first date, is give him a small kiss. Keep him interested. Reality is, men like a challenge not just easy women. Come on girls, don't fail me. ;)