Friday, December 2, 2011

Snakes, Shaq and X-mas = Valentines Day #2?


Ok so first things first, lets hit the entertainment world. Yes, it is Friday! And Friday means freedom for many. Many even see it as a day to remember funny and memorable days such as the day that Britney Spears wore this little number. Anybody recall some booty shorts and a satin see thru bra top. Oh and how can you forget the huge boa on her shoulders. Just so you know it's real. Incase you thought it wasn't. Yahoo! even made it know today that they remembered...even remembered the other 9 disasters she wore in the past.Oh and a wax figure was made of the snake performance too. I guess the strip pole wanted to be remembered too. Awkwaaarrddd. It's ok thought. We still love you Britney. ;)

On the other hand, Shaq decided to make an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel live along with his lovely g/f. Yes the one who apparently has a lot in common with him. Did I mention she's ben bench pressing? Well, let me fill you in. Yesterday, Shaq wanted to show the world how gifted she really is and by that I mean not with her mouth but with her back. Check it out. Of course the piggy back ride only lasted 5 seconds. It's ok she still gets kudos for carrying him that long. Maybe it should be a world guinness record.

So, now, the main entree of this post. Many know the holidays to be a time where family get togethers are constantly being planned, dinners being served, gift exchanges are being made. So why is there the need to be constantly making out and seeing couples advertise mistle toes and long walks in the snow with f-ing hot chocolate? Well, let me fill you in a secret. The Holidays are a rebound season for those who were not able to do anything on Valentines Day. Yes, yes I know it's such a surprise. Hallmark sure has kept this one under raps. All those sublimitle messages. My Gosh. Well, now the cat is out of the bag. So, there you go, now you have to have a b/f on Christmas. Well, now I know what is on this years wish list. And no it's not a vibrator. So, reality is, holidays should be about Family. They shouldn't be about being in love or feeling left out and like a third wheel. But in the end that is exactly how it is. Looks like Hallmark will be making lots of dough this time of year.
Ciao! ;)

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