Ways to Spend Valentines Day

So, most people say they hate Valentine's Day *cough* ME *cough* but actually secretly like it. It's nothing to be ashamed about of course. We are human after all. Frail, emotional wrecks to be exact. It's ok, God made us that way. That's what my grandmother would say. So in the "spirit" of this bi-polar month of being loved and depressed, I am posting this blog so you will know what to do on the most memorable day of the year. Aside from your Birthday and the day you got stranded on the corner of a street after the bus you were riding caught on fire. FYI, that actually happened to me once. So here is what you do when that day comes around...


I. If you have a boyfriend or "loved" one, you go out, exchange cheesy notes and feed each other just like in Lady & the Tramp. The usual cliche.

II. If you don't have a boyfriend or "loved" one, you can do the following:

A). Wear all black (Makes you look slim and hot and shows you are an anti-Valentine's Day promoter)

B). Go out with your friends! Have a girls night out! (Nothing better than taking on the world on the most depressing day of your life! Not to mention your friends will keep you from committing suicide. True story.)

C). Go to the 99cents store and buy all the snacks you haven't had in FOREVER! I think you can take a break from your diet on one day. Especially the day when you see all these couples stuffing their faces with chocolate. You can stuff yours too. :) )

D). Have a movie marathon! And no I don't mean go and rent all the those sappy chick flick love movies that make you cry. That's just ridiculous. And you will look like a raccoon by the end of the night.

E). Cry your eyes out until you knock out from being so tired from all that crying. If the crying doesn't put you to sleep, take some nightquil. That stuff is potent! Don't ask.

F). And last but not least, go and shop your heart out! Get your nails done, buy your self some sexy underwear, get a perm, get extensions, get a life! Ok maybe the last part might be a bit too much but hey, shopping actually helps sometimes.


So now that we've named a few, because I'm sure there are more things I can come up with, go and start planning on which one you want to do. Do you want to committ suicide or do you want to have the best Valentine's day ever??! Reality is, that no matter what day Valentine's Day lands on, you can make it seem like it's not even Valentine's Day at all just by choosing to make the most of it. <3