That's what she said...

So today was an interesting day, got my medi and pedi. Yes I am using short terms because that's just how it is today. It's ok to slip once in a while. Don't worry I won't tell. ;) So as usual, nail salons are full of asian workers. Who I love because they do such an amazing job. Now the only issue I do tend to have is that while I'm getting my nails done, they ask me if I have a boyfriend or husband (my ring finger has a ring and no I'm not hitched. Ew.) and right after answering, "No," they then have the urgency to talk amongst them selves in their own language. Now, for those who might not get what that means, it means that they are talking smack right in your face and not caring that you know that. So, despite that bit of a turmoil, out of the good ness of my heart, I gave them each a tip. Now, surprisingly, they stopped with the smack talking right after I tipped them. Who knew you could bribe nail technicians. So, if you don't want smack talk in your face, (literally), give them their tip early. ;)
So, let's get to explaining my title for this post...have you ever found your self in a pickle (not literally), where you are surrounded by co workers, friends, boy friends, girl friends and you say something only to get the reply, "That's what she said...?" You might have just said something completely innocent like, "I was trying too hard to get it in..." or "It's not long enough to get it in the whole," or even "I like it when it's hard cause it tastes better?" Yep, I think now in days people are born with perverted minds. That or their minds evolve with age, just getting more and more perverted. Tsk tsk tsk. There can't be a day where I can't say, "Oh look my thing(purse) got wet!" with out it getting turned into something dirty. Then again, I always set my self up and think of the wrong message seconds before the four words come out of my friends mouths. Then again, I could just have a dirty mind my self. I hope my mother doesn't read this post. That would be the end of me. So, what's the point of todays lecture kids? That the reality behind the famous saying, "That's what she said..." has made society perverted more than it is already and that of course, we need to have a better sense of humor. Which I do because I usually can't stop laughing after my friends tell me that. Oh and laughing makes you live longer. Fact of the day. ;)