Wednesday, April 18, 2012

JERSEY SHORE Goes British???


Soooooo recently I came across MTV's UK version of JERSEY SHORE. I figured how different can this show be? Boy was I in for it. Apparently, they really want to out do Snooki and Mike aka the Situation. In this case he should be called the "Humiliation" because he has nothing on the guys who play the cards in what is called the "GEORDIE SHORE". Yeah...I figured you would probably have the same facial expression I had when I first heard the name. What the F*** is a GEORDIE? Well, according to Websters Encyclopedia, a GEORDIE is a regional nickname for a person from the Tyneside region of the north east of England, or the name of the English-language dialect spoken by its inhabitants. In other words, who the hell knows where that is? So, why is this show wayyyyyy more interesting than Jersey Shore? Because well, aside from the fact that they don't actually edit out the cursing or the x-rated body parts, they pretty much entertain people by showing how they can repeatedly keep farting in hot tubs, cheat on boyfriends strategically and of course, how to pee/fart in bed while "shagging" aka getting it ON. Yeah, it is definitely amusing. Not to mention the accents. I have to say I learned alot of new vocabulary for when I visit one of my friends in England some time in the future. Like Bellend(dick head) and Wanker(Jerk off). I'll definitely need those when I hit the clubs. ;)

Reality is, just like the Jersey Shore, those things that Geordie Shore shows (god that's a lot of S's), isn't really what people do on a daily basis unless your on vacation...in Vegas. And just so you all know, Vegas was a blast. I definitely will remember the trip where I danced behind a really hot guy and saw a massive pancake next to me while laughing and looking at my biscuits and gravy. The End.

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